Oh sarcasm…

So I’m lying on my couch absolutely out of it, so tired it was beyond exhaustion and my Mam walks into the sitting room and starts to potter about. I’m nearly asleep but its one of those ninja sleeps where you can still hear whats going on (even louder than usual too) but you feel asleep too …hmm maybe I’m the only one.Anyway My Dad walks in and goes “what’s wrong with her?” (meaning me obv.) and my Mam goes ” oh she’s suffering from chronic laziness” and I just think oh wow yet another dig at how lazy I am ,really I think I deserved a break I was out working all day…but anyway being the absolute idiot that I am go “oh better get me to the hospital”. You’d think they’d take the joke but no …apparently they don’t care if sarcasm IS my humour.

Reasons for joy

I know what it looks like...

Converse

So after that disasterous day with Sir Hotbod I felt the need to cheer my self up. Here’s my list of reasons to be happy for today,7th may ’11.
Reasons for joy:
1.Converse- What’s not to love?? Two main types; classic high tops or lower ones if you feel like some ankle exposure. For some strange reason I have none of that female high-heel collection mumbo jumbo going on in my head but cons are probably the one exception to that shoe rule. I can’t seem to stop myself smiling like a drooling idiot when I see them maybe it’s beacuse I associate them with that episode of The Simpsons where Mr.Burns sings his big number. God I love that episode even if he does steal some puppies to make a coat …that song is about killing innocent animals but boy is it catchy. Anyway where I ‘m going with this is that this is actually the way I see my converse …for some strange reason when I see my chucks on my feet they remind me of a dog … I can’t really explain it.
2.Coffee- It’s a new venture of mine and I have to say of all the thing that nearly made me vomit (initially)this is the one that turned out to be the best!!! wahey!!
3. Dominos but I don’t really need to explain this …wait maybe I will hmmm…….
4.Vampire hotdogs or more spesifically Matthew Gray Gubler dressed as a hotdog dressed as a vampire. Genius!
5.Those weird days,You know its gonna be great when you wake up to your brother imitating a police car..He has problems he thinks he’s a transformer/fire engine.
6. Eggs- The most delish. thing to come out of a chickens rear end.Period.

Theres nothing like a hot, swinging bag of crap dangling from a leash to get you noticed.

My dog ….I hate to sound like I’m writing some school essay that falls under the same category as the other snooze-worthy titles like what I did last summer and ….see I just fell asleep mid sentence! that’s how boring they are. Anyway I’m not going to talk about how amazing my dog is (she is but we’ll leave it at that) but how complicated my dog ownership has made my relatively boring life so much more complicated.

So my weekend starts off the same most of the time, I get up walk my dog and have breakfast like a normal person but the difference is this is at 7.00AM yeah I know right?? It sucks major ass!! I don’t even get up that early for school so I walk my dog it’s only for like 20 minutes or something but It’s still a pain in the ass. This walk is called the crap run for a reason its purpose?? To let my dog empty her eh ‘tank’ and who says nature isn’t beautiful? I go about my business for the day and come back and give her the third walk of the day and she literally does the biggest CRAP I have ever seen …no joke. As the dutiful dog owner that I am I pick it up and this always poses a huge problem for me …It’s not the picking up that really bothers me but then it means I have to carry around a hot bag of crap. I had a lightbulb moment there and then ‘I don’t have to carry this around’ I thought ‘I’ll just tie it to her leash’. Clearly this was not one of my better plans. I learnt something though: Theres nothing like a hot swinging bag of crap dangling from a leash to get you noticed. Conclusion? Ireland needs more bins!

That SCORE! ship has sailed…

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF SNICMOT AND NAGITSOC!!!!

So you’re probably wondering what is this loon going to blog about? well I’ll tell you when I know …honestly I have no clue and I might never know. I’m cool with that it’s kinda like the way I live my life, I don’t really notice things before they hit me in the face often in the form of a revolving door (hey who am I to descriminate? stationary doors pose a problem too). Really what I’m saying is I’m just gonna run with this and see where it takes me and fingers crossed I won’t end up in A&E in the process.

So day one … I think it’s time to vent some frustration. Okay here goes My Dog drives me crazy literally down the twist.I was out braving the rain for her and she still managed to do something nutty. I swear I think she sits in her kennel and conspires against me(I’m pretty sure my Dad is in on it too) She knows what she’s doing ..if only she wasn’t so cute. So I’m out strolling around and it’s nearly time for us to head back and she starts flipping and jerking on the ground. Yeah I know but it’s actually nothing to freak out about apparently (well this is what the vet said so I suppose I’ll take his word for it) but the guy walking past me with his dog doesn’t know this. I haven’t mentioned this but this is a guy I see all the time and he is an absolute hot bod!!! So now I have proof that he’s a nice guy as well as eye candy( oh cringe) as he runs over to see if everythings okay, He even offers to let me use his phone!! I thought nice guys didn’t exist?! Cool as beans I go ‘nah it’s grand she’s been doing that for a while now’. So Sir hotbod now thinks I’m a dog abuser whoop-d-doo!! Then of course I wade further into the pile of figurative shit I’m already in and say ‘We’ve been to the vets and they say she just has a heart problem …no biggie’. Needless to say that SCORE!! ship just sailed away with a very unnerved hotbod in search of a girl who doesn’t have a flippy dog.

Blog or not to blog…..

I can’t help but question my reasons for setting this up …It was pure boredom in all truth. where we live there is literally NOTHING to do unless you like cows, hay-fever inducing strolls or even better a pony fair where you can …wait for it …DONATE YOUR SCRAP METAL! (phew I was wondering what I was going to do with all that scrap metal I have lying around).Anyway I needed something to do and with the summer rolling in fast I needed something STAT
So if you’re wondering what this blogs theme is I’ll tell you now: I dunno, honestly I have no frickin’ idea but I’d expect pictures maybe some vids and most likely me ranting about some crap. Enjoy 🙂

Hear hear!!

Well It’s early days folks but *drum roll*
THIS IS THE FIRST BLOG!!! yehoo lame, We know but excitement completely overshadows things that are usually more important.Like grammar, spelling and YOU!!! Our readers the most important thing to us.Really you are …well after Gube’s hair (sometimes you have to prioritise).
Hear hear,raise a glass let’s have a toast!!

I hate to start off our blog in such a bad fashion but well…you can’t really stop me mwhahahah! anywho The reason I started this blog is about as long-winded and annoying as Polonius in Hamlet (yes! the dreaded Hamlet sneaks up on you even in cyber space!) so I won’t go on too much about it. I’m bored, ever so frickin BORED!!! Bored and annoyed. Not a good combination so I come home today after the toil and stress of exams and think ‘hey I’ll put my computer on maybe watch some criminal minds’ but apparently God not only wants me to fail my exams(nice one on that) but to loose my frickin shit too!! You don’t mess with jizz time (criminal minds).
So I’m pissed ….. hmph
It seems as if this blog may consist of me moaning about the wacky adn wonderful things in my life ….no criminal minds is not one of these.